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So this guy dies and goes to Heaven, and when he gets to Heaven, he’s trying to explain to God how he spent his life.

“Wait, wait,” God says. “Let me get this straight…”
“I gave you a body able to swim oceans and climb mountains…”
“Yeah,” the guys says.
“…and you sat in a cubicle?”
“Right.”
“I gave you creativity, and you made widgets?”
“Yes,” the guy says.
“The one thing I withheld from you–the only thing you could never get more of, time–you traded away for…?”
“Money,” the guy says.

Some people get the joke. Some people are the joke. Here’s a link to the Peace Corps.